>Pissing on yourself DRUNK !

>electric warrior vs. slider

– a battle of the fittest –

we’ll get back to that in a bit. some dude was puking on some local transportation the other day….a friend of mine was cruising on their way through town and this guy was so hammered by 5pm …. he was wrentched over the back exit spraying tummy juice and bits all over the place. mmmm good. apparently their is a high activity of this in the LA area. i once was walking down Franklin to Western on my way to the famous PINK ELEPHANT liquor store and this dude was passed out in the sun on a bus stop. i’d say it was about 2.30 in the afternoon…scorching HOT. not only this, he drunk little dick was hanging out of his shorts. he was not wearing any underwear from what i could tell. now it gets better. this bus stop is at the corner of two streets, so all of the cars were seeing this in plain daylight as they pulled up to the stop light. ok, there is more. he was so fucking drunk and his little pee-pee cock could not hold back the booze. YES, he was pissing all over himself and the bus stop bench. pee pee going all over the place. i had to stop and laugh with delight. it was amazing. i didn’t want to leave, but i had to get my supplies. well when i returned he was still there. but no more pee pee. must have drained the vein.

i sometimes envy those that can be so carefree. my friends tell me it is normal to desire this style of living that usually lands you in the local jail for the weekend. that is the part that i have no interest in. i guess i’d have to grow a big dredded out beard and not take a shower for a week. the cops rarely pick these guys up. it is a waste of time. i recommend this route if you would like to be a weekend bum.

i have met a few bums in pasadena that are quite well off financially. one guy used to be a lawyer and said FUCK IT !!! I QUIT !!

He stuffed all of his earnings into an account with pretty good interest rates and only pulls out like $400 / month. the barber shop on Colorado Blvd cashes his checks for him and he just cruises around on the streets – FREE AS A BIRD !!!

that is more amazing to me than the other bums that lost everything due to crack or smack. this guy isn’t even a drinker. just doesn’t like to work and have any responsibilities. ahhhhhhhh

you can have a pretty good life in Denmark, even if you are quite lazy. i wish i was a danish citizen …. i think i would have been a good dane.

electric warrior !!

G L I S S “Love the Virgins” – Cordless/Ryko drops on itunes at the end of this month and hits shops around the U.S. late September

much love,

– martin

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